Luke: "Mommy, I don't like school."
Me: "Why not?"
Luke: "Because it's too windy."
(Luke was later heard to proclaim, "I love going to school!")
Me: "Luke, what's your favorite vegetable?"
Luke: "I don't like any vegetables."
Me: "Oh, that's too bad. Why don't we just eat these green peppers then?"
Luke: "Yeah!"
(We proceed to chow down on green pepper strips.)
Me (while Luke is eating french fries): "Luke, can I have a french fry?"
Luke: "Sure!"
(Luke grabs a french fry, climbs down from his chair, starts to walk over to me, but stops to sneeze...right on the fry. He hands it to me. I eat it anyway. I feel like a true mom.)
Luke (hugging me): "Mommy, I like to hug you. You smell like odorant."
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