Fixins

Not sure what to do while Dave is off on a long run? Never fear; I've found the recipe:

Boy Entertaining Stew (serves 2)

Bunch of sticks
Clump of rocks
Several heavy logs
Waterfall
2 ponds
15 hungry koi fish
1/2 cup fish pellets
5 shy turtles
10 vocal ducks
2 bottles of water
2 cups grapes
2 corn dog muffins
Preheat outdoors to 70 degrees. Add sunshine. Mix all ingredients together in large wilderness park, being careful to keep boys separated. Dispose of all trash in appropriate containers. Repeat.