Folks, it's award season, which means it's time for the coveted Kearney Street Awards, also known as the Kearnies. Competition was tight this year but we managed to find some winners from among the crowd. Without further ado, the awards are as follows:
Most Likely to Make an Omelet from Leftover Spaghetti and Meatballs: Joe
Most Likely to Injure a Major Joint (special lifetime achievement award): Dad/Papa/Grandpa
Most Dedicated Corn-Eater: Lily
Most Likely to Offer a Free Massage: Sam
Most Likely to Suffer a Cycling Mishap: Eric
Most Likely to Walk Off with Your Car Keys: Luke
Three-Part Award: Best Activity Planner, Most Likely to Gift-Wrap Bed Linens, and Least Likely to be Nicknamed "Beer Can": Mom/Grandma Joan
Most Likely to Stage a Major Theatrical Production: Antonia
Most Enthusiastic Ocean Swimmer: Helena
Most Likely to Provide Water or Bike Rescue Services: Julie
Most Dedicated to Personal Fitness While on Vacation: Sara
Best Tummy Raspberries: Zach
Most Trips Up and Down the Stairs to the Attic: Me
A lavish awards ceremony will be held in California at the conclusion of this vacation. Everyone is invited.
Most Likely to Make an Omelet from Leftover Spaghetti and Meatballs: Joe
Most Likely to Injure a Major Joint (special lifetime achievement award): Dad/Papa/Grandpa
Most Dedicated Corn-Eater: Lily
Most Likely to Offer a Free Massage: Sam
Most Likely to Suffer a Cycling Mishap: Eric
Most Likely to Walk Off with Your Car Keys: Luke
Three-Part Award: Best Activity Planner, Most Likely to Gift-Wrap Bed Linens, and Least Likely to be Nicknamed "Beer Can": Mom/Grandma Joan
Most Likely to Stage a Major Theatrical Production: Antonia
Most Enthusiastic Ocean Swimmer: Helena
Most Likely to Provide Water or Bike Rescue Services: Julie
Most Dedicated to Personal Fitness While on Vacation: Sara
Best Tummy Raspberries: Zach
Most Trips Up and Down the Stairs to the Attic: Me
A lavish awards ceremony will be held in California at the conclusion of this vacation. Everyone is invited.
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